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FC Barcelona
Tomorrow at 10pm at Camp Nou, don't miss the match of the week, FC Barcelona-Valladolid. Buy your ticket now: http://t.co/jtRnxvIBxe
Tweet Like A Girl
do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom & buy new clothes & completely reinvent yourself but then realize it takes time & money
Funny Quotes
"Are you going with me to the store." "NO. I'm tired." "I'll buy you something." "Yeah, I'll be ready in a minute."
Uber Football Facts
Gareth Bale earns 56p a second. So in the time you've read this tweet, he's earned around £2.50, enough to buy him two packets of bananas.
Genius Football
United and Barcelona make Legends City, Chelsea and Real Madrid buy them.
What The F*** Facts
Leonardo Da Vinci used to buy caged animals at the market just to set them free.
