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Owl City
If I was married to myself I'd buy myself flowers and cheetos and underwear and it would be romantic
UberFacts
In 1997, Yahoo turned down the offer to buy Google for $1 million - Today, Google is worth about $200 billion.
Steve Stifler
To do list: 1. Buy a turtle 2. Name it "The speed of light" 3. Be able to honestly say I can run faster the speed of light
Manchester United
Classic squad photo: Anybody want to buy some electronics? Sharp were #mufc's first shirt sponsor, back in 1982. http://t.co/vLSvAUakl0
Men's Humor
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy bacon and that's pretty darn close.
Funny Or Fact
When I have money = Nothing to buy. When I don't have money = I want everything.
Steve Stifler
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy beer. Close enough.
