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UberFacts

Bob Marley's last words to his son, Ziggy were "Money can't buy life."

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10 years ago

Alonzo Bodden

I see gov't is still shut down. I'm waiting for going out of biz sale. I might pick up a tank or F-16 maybe I'll buy a congressman

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10 years ago

U.S. Dept. of Fear

It took 60 text messages to convince an autistic teen to buy some pot, but we finally arrested him. http://t.co/dArimFW2wy

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10 years ago

TheBloggess

...Read banned books. Buy them and give them to others. Leave them on park benches and subway seats. Twist a mind in just the right way.

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10 years ago

Damn Its True!

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.

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10 years ago

Female Struggles

(In class) 1+1=2. (Exercises) 1+2+1=4. (Test) John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass

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10 years ago

Funny

there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds

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10 years ago