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UberFacts
Bob Marley's last words to his son, Ziggy were "Money can't buy life."
Alonzo Bodden
I see gov't is still shut down. I'm waiting for going out of biz sale. I might pick up a tank or F-16 maybe I'll buy a congressman
U.S. Dept. of Fear
It took 60 text messages to convince an autistic teen to buy some pot, but we finally arrested him. http://t.co/dArimFW2wy
TheBloggess
...Read banned books. Buy them and give them to others. Leave them on park benches and subway seats. Twist a mind in just the right way.
Damn Its True!
Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.
Female Struggles
(In class) 1+1=2. (Exercises) 1+2+1=4. (Test) John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass
Funny
there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds