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UberFacts
Bob Marley's last words to his son, Ziggy were "Money can't buy life."
Female Struggles
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SportsCenter
BREAKING: Johnny Manziel just left the Texas A&M game, after going down holding his left knee. Did not get hit on the play.
SportsCenter
DOWN GOES NO. 5 STANFORD! Utah holds on 4th-and-2 inside the 10 with a minute left. Utes kneel it out for the 27-21 win. #STANvsUTAH
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I see gov't is still shut down. I'm waiting for going out of biz sale. I might pick up a tank or F-16 maybe I'll buy a congressman
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It took 60 text messages to convince an autistic teen to buy some pot, but we finally arrested him. http://t.co/dArimFW2wy
SportsCenter
Derrick Rose sitting out of Bulls preseason game today with "left knee soreness." Team says the measure is just precautionary.