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Common White Girl
*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september* "no christmas is coming"
Albie Manzo
I'm the type of guy who waited to buy Drake's new album instead of downloading it because I don't want to hurt his feelings @DrakeTheTypee
Students Problems
You can't buy happiness...but you can buy beer and that's kinda the same thing.
Domo Fucking Genesis
I just wanna get a blue polo and brown slacks and go pretend I work at best buy.
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Mom: "Are you going with me to the store?" Me: "No I'm tired." Mom: "I'll buy you something" Me: "Yeah ill be ready in a minute"
anthony
Women's logic: I went to buy a dress. But I saw a beautiful pair of shoes. So I bought this handbag.
NBA Legion
The Heat and Nets may wear nicknames on their jersey during a game this year. Which means Ray Allen would wear Jesus Shuttlesworth!
