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Mom: "Are you going with me to the store?" Me: "No I'm tired." Mom: "I'll buy you something" Me: "Yeah ill be ready in a minute"
Common White Girl
*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september* "no christmas is coming"
♚Sophomores♚
things i haven't learned in high school: how to: pay bills buy a house apply for college but thank god i can graph standard form
anthony
Women's logic: I went to buy a dress. But I saw a beautiful pair of shoes. So I bought this handbag.
Sagittarius™
When #Sagittarius have money, They have nothing to buy. When they don't have money, they want everything.
The Neighbourhood
thank you to all 500,000 people who spent their money to buy #sweaterweather
Sheldon Jokes!
do u ever just want to redecorate ur bedroom & buy new clothes & completely reinvent urself but then realize it takes time & money