Tweets about: Calgary Transit Trip Planning

Female Pains

if you wake me up by turning on all the lights, there’s a 100% chance that I’ve already started planning 10 different ways to kill you

12 years ago

I am who I am. I’m weird, I’m lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip, I scream about random & stupid stuff. But, I like it that way.

12 years ago

Visa applications for Chinese visitors to the UK are to be simplified, UK chancellor says during China trade trip http://t.co/rS3nJNYoUs

12 years ago

I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "haha good one" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.

12 years ago

Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.

12 years ago

An #Aquarius can be eerily quiet when upset. Watch out. They're planning revenge.

12 years ago

Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.

12 years ago