Tweets about: Call An Expert

Abhay Parameswar

@b_shilpa wait was that an actual question? or did u call me an expert? :\

11 years ago

I'm an expert at heartbreak, call me #fearless

11 years ago

Need help doing him call your mom she's an #Expert

11 years ago

An evil genius. An expert strategist. A maniacal, manipulative, mastermind. Some call me the devil. But all know me as the best in the world

11 years ago

Whenever you plant trees on a golf course.Please call an expert and never place them in a row! This is not natural! http://t.co/YpGiC3nn

11 years ago

Thank god my taxi driver is an expert at the Melbourne shuffle. That's what I call that really annoying lane hopping thing here.

11 years ago

@eleanormharris I thought he did, but I'm not what you'd call an expert on these matters. Poets, that is, not feet.

11 years ago