Camping Car Challenger Genesis 32 tweets
UberFacts
Only 32 teams successfully completed the final temple run on the Nickelodeon game show "Legends of the Hidden Temple."
Jimmy Tatro
I wish my car horn just cleared its throat really loud and then yelled "NO ITS FINE TAKE YOUR TIME BRO!"
Earth Pics
Two women, who wear shorts in public for the first time, draw male attention and cause a car accident, 1937. http://t.co/fP1zxZ4SUJ
Speak Comedy
"HA. I'm older!" "HA. You''ll die first!" "Since I'm older, I'll get my license first. Then I'll run you over with my car. HA."
Coluche.
Un jour tu rencontreras cette personne qui ne se souciera pas de ton passé, car tout ce qu’elle souhaitera, c’est faire partie de ton futur.
Cloyd Rivers
When you're drivin' and Taylor Swift is on every radio station at the same exact time, the only thing left to do is crash your car. Merica.
Kerstin Shamberg
SAVE A CAT: When it's cold out, cats may sleep under car hoods for warmth. Before starting your car, bang on hood a few times. PASS IT ON.