Tweets about: Can You Eat Oatmeal On Gary Taubes Diet

Sarcasm

*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."

10 years ago

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

10 years ago

「俺の車ぶっ壊しやがって！反省してんのか？」『してるし- てる！カツ丼食い行こうぜ！』英文：「You did broke my car ! Are you repenting ?」『Yes,yes!Let's go out to eat katsudon!』

10 years ago

「ばあちゃん！大変だよ！畑に熊がいる！」『さえずるな。- 煮れば食える。』英文：「Grandma ! Good heavens ! A bear is in our field !」『Don't worry.We can eat it if it boil.』

10 years ago

I wanna eat and eat and eat and eat and eat until I die. –Goofy

10 years ago

2 things a girl wants: 1) Lose weight. 2) Eat.

10 years ago

Zombies eat brains... You're safe.

10 years ago