Tweets about: Car Accident Brookers

My Love ❤

Sometimes love happens by accident, when you least expect it. You can't prepare for it, you can't be ready. It just happens.

10 years ago

I could be a professional napper. I can nap after drinking espresso, I can nap sitting up in a car, I can nap 2 hours after waking up. #pro

10 years ago

Since my accident iv been sent me loads of gifts but know one has bought me a fire extinguisher.. thought it would have been funny

10 years ago

Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car. Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your neck and die.

10 years ago

A white person will ride with the windows down on an African Safari surrounded by lions but lock the car doors when a black dude walks past

10 years ago

Avec un #Cancer, vous aurez l'impression d'être compris, car il se branche sur votre état émotionnel.

10 years ago

Just walks up to someone in a Porsche at a stoplight and pulled them out of there car. I may be playing too much Grand Theft Auto.

10 years ago