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UberFacts
On June 28, 2009 Stephen Hawking threw a party for time-travelers. He announced the party the day after it happened and he said no one came.
Seth Rogen
Started recording "Sausage Party", our R rated cg animated movie. It's gonna be insane. @JamesFrancoTV was first up http://t.co/HNwTh88WCJ
Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
Rahul Kanwal
Unsolicited advise to sr journos going out of their way to help @AamAadmiParty If you feel strongly enough join the party. Stop the pretense
The Funny Racistâ„¢
I got arrested for punching a guy at a New Year's Eve party. When you hear an Arab counting down from ten...your instincs kick in.
Hunter Moore
Everyone knows you leave a party when white people start free styling
