Tweets about: Carpet Water Extraction 92129

Not Will Ferrell

Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you?" Me: "Water." Cop: "Sir, this is wine." Me: "What? That Jesus! He did it again!"

10 years ago

How come whenever you spill water, it always lands in your crotch region :(

10 years ago

Here's Kit Harington (Jon Snow from Game of Thrones) on the red carpet. #rawr (More pics on http://t.co/CLmYXatBl7) http://t.co/3ub5JeQCGX

10 years ago

Ozil assist. In other news water is wet.

10 years ago

With @drgregallgood #flashflloodforgood #cgi2013 give a child clean water for a year...… http://t.co/cGzeaezaGE

10 years ago

One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water.

10 years ago

water tastes like wet sometimes. but not ocean. unless its the ocean.

10 years ago