Tweets about: Cartier Signature Shoulder Bag

Common White Girl

cant cheat on ur girl with those huge galaxy phones she like “who the fck is Kim? reading over ur shoulder from all the way on the 3rd floor

12 years ago

#Taurus is a great shoulder to cry on because they have a deep, sympathetic, understanding personality that makes them care deeply.

12 years ago

If you don't use your turn signal, I automatically assume you're a douche bag in every other aspect of your life.

12 years ago

If you don't use your turn signal, I automatically assume you're a douche bag in every other aspect of your life.

12 years ago

If you put the milk in before the tea bag; we can't be friends.

12 years ago

cant cheat on ur girl with those huge galaxy phones she like “who the fck is Kim? reading over ur shoulder from all the way on the 3rd floor

12 years ago

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix it "

12 years ago