Tweets about: Causes Of Boiler Water Tube Failure

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Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you?" Me: "Water." Cop: "Sir, this is wine." Me: "What? That Jesus! He did it again!"

10 years ago

We are not a failure just because we fail at something. Nobody is a failure unless they quit trying! -Joyce

10 years ago

How come whenever you spill water, it always lands in your crotch region :(

10 years ago

Cop: Sir what is in the bottle next to you? Man: It's water *hands the cop the bottle* Cop: Sir, this is wine. Man: Jesus did it again!

10 years ago

Get a small pan and fill with water. Add some vanilla extract and cinnamon and put on the stove. Your house will smell like a bakery.

10 years ago

With @drgregallgood #flashflloodforgood #cgi2013 give a child clean water for a year...… http://t.co/cGzeaezaGE

10 years ago

Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success. #UNPOPULAR RT

10 years ago