Cbs Cafeteria Wall tweets
Michael Moore
We're at stage 3 of Operation Destroy America: 1) invade Iraq; 2) give Wall Street all the $$$; 3) default on US debt http://t.co/Q9wxrab3iB
Joan Rivers
Justin Bieber made his bodyguards carry him up the Great Wall of China. When they picked him up they said, “Can you Belieb this sh*t?”
Sarcasm
A Good Friend: Calls you in jail. A Great Friend: Will visit you in jail. YOUR BEST FRIEND: *BLOWS UP WALL* "GET IN THE VAN NOW!"
Rude Comedian
If ugliness was measured in bricks I would be the great wall of china
Funny
If ugliness was measured in bricks I would be the great wall of china
Instant Turn Ons™
The right way to kiss a girl: Push her against a wall, hold her arms above her head and kiss her like you mean it.
Xstrology™
Trying to convince the stubborn #Taurus is like trying to move a brick wall.