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Cbs Cafeteria Wall tweets

Michael Moore

We're at stage 3 of Operation Destroy America: 1) invade Iraq; 2) give Wall Street all the $$$; 3) default on US debt http://t.co/Q9wxrab3iB

https://twitter.com/MMFlint

7 years ago

Joan Rivers

Justin Bieber made his bodyguards carry him up the Great Wall of China. When they picked him up they said, “Can you Belieb this sh*t?”

https://twitter.com/Joan_Rivers

7 years ago

Sarcasm

A Good Friend: Calls you in jail. A Great Friend: Will visit you in jail. YOUR BEST FRIEND: *BLOWS UP WALL* "GET IN THE VAN NOW!"

https://twitter.com/TheFunnyTeens

7 years ago

Rude Comedian

If ugliness was measured in bricks I would be the great wall of china

https://twitter.com/RudeComedian

7 years ago

Funny

If ugliness was measured in bricks I would be the great wall of china

https://twitter.com/autocorrects

7 years ago

Instant Turn Ons™

The right way to kiss a girl: Push her against a wall, hold her arms above her head and kiss her like you mean it.

https://twitter.com/InstantTurnOn

7 years ago

Xstrology™

Trying to convince the stubborn #Taurus is like trying to move a brick wall.

https://twitter.com/XSTROLOGY

7 years ago