Ceiling Mounted 2800 Track tweets
Marc Márquez
Con ganas de volver a salir a pista en @AragonMotorLand ! Gaaas! / With enthusiasm to go to track again! Gaaas! http://t.co/0nQmmo3jhp
Speak Comedy
My ceiling fan has 3 speeds: 1) Barely moving. 2) Kinda feels like it's working. 3) Is going to fly off the ceiling and kill someone.
San Francisco 49ers
#49ers are back on track with 35-11 beating of Rams. READ game story here: http://t.co/3VCggvX15O
Funny Tweets ™
I'm never sure what to do with my eyes when I'm at the dentist. Do I close them? Do I stare at his face? Do I look at the ceiling?
Skip Bayless
Won't be easy but 49ers MUST win @StL if want to get back on track for SuperBowl goal. I'll stick w/ 'em 16-13 but Kaep MUST run for 75ish.
Dana Perino
A great spoof would be a reporter that runs the same piece from the last debt ceiling debate and see if anyone notices.
Story Of My Life
My ceiling fan has 3 speeds: 1) Barely moving. 2) Kinda feels like it's working. 3) Is going to fly off the ceiling and kill someone.