Chair D0708 tweets
JJ Hamblett
OMG......... @astonmartin have released a push chair 007!!!! Now that is cool. Hhhmmmmmm X http://t.co/qn8joVvA0p
One Direction ©
"Niall Horan followed you" *stops breathing, falls off chair, screams, cries, jumps around the room* ... *clicks icon, fake account*
beyONCÈ
"harry styles followed you" *stops breathing* *falls off chair* *screams* … *realizes that it's a fake account* *jumps off a cliff* *dies*
The Daily Show
#TDSBreakingNews Senator Cruz blocks FCC chair confirmation. Ironically inspires a lot of people to swear at him.
Nicky Gumbel
Worry is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere.
Steve Stifler
A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair.