Charlestonian House tweets
Luke Hemmings
I'm in Ashton's house without him being here...is that weird #justcallmeanirwin
Common White Girl
*walks into kitchen at 2 am* …wow okay.. i need to be quiet… TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE
Cloyd Rivers
Break Miley Cyrus' heart, and she'll lick a hammer. Taylor Swift will write you a song. Miranda Lambert will burn your house down. Merica.
9GAG
some bit*h: omg you wore that shirt the other day me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine
Sarcasm
things i haven't learned in high school: how to: pay bills buy a house apply for college but thank god i can graph a polynomial function
Bitch Problems ✌
*walks into kitchen at 2 am* …wow okay.. i need to be quiet… TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE