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Because I'm a Guy
Hand jobs are like Women's Basketball. A cheap imitation of something men do better themselves.
Girl Codes
do you ever see something that just breaks your heart & you just kind of "oh" & stare at nothing cuz u wanna burst into tears & punch a wall
Owl City
Like was little miss muffet trying to get jacked eating all that cottage cheese and whey protein isolate or
Lets Be Real
Stuff happens, people change, life changes, it breaks our heart and we move on because that's all we can do
Life Pro Tips
You can do almost anything in life in three ways: fast, cheap, or well. The trick is, you only get to pick two.
SoccerGirlProblems
That moment of severe depression when your pre-wrap breaks #SoccerGrlProbs #SGP
ILLUMINATI
Talk is cheap because its the only thing broke people can afford.