Cheap Glasses On Line tweets
カップルのLINE
だから 「ぢ」じゃなくて「じ」 「ぁぃぅぇぉ」じゃなくて「- あいうえお」 「ゃゅょ」じゃなくて「やゆよ」 「ゎ」じゃな- くて「は」 ちゃんとした日本語使えよ。見ててイライラする。- #気持ちが分かる人はRT
Funny
it kind of amazes me that putting a black line on my eyelid can make me feel better about myself
Country Music Quotes
Well daisy duke peek-a-boo, I might've learned a thing or two, On a Friday night joyride, Out there on the county line. #FlaGaLine
Cloyd Rivers
Milk gives you strength, so I drank 5 glasses, but still couldn't move a wall. Tried 13 shots of whiskey & the wall moved by itself. Merica.
SportsCenter
Clayton Kershaw is UNHITTABLE. 12 strikeouts is a Dodgers NLDS record. Kershaw's line: 7 IP, ER, 3 H, 12 K, 124 pitches
Dan Howell
i CAN'T STAND watching recordings of myself in front of people. i cringe so hard i have to leave the room! ..am i in the wrong line of work?
K8LYN
For the record- those are my real glasses. I had glasses before glasses were cool. http://t.co/grAGugCSVI http://t.co/BujQcTBIvI