Tweets about: Chirila Gabriela Pet Sanivet

matthew gray gubler

if I were a super-villain I would be "the Cuddler." A deranged pet shop owner who kills people with cute animals. http://t.co/5yVT0A1foU

10 years ago

i just wanna lay my head on somebody’s lap and have them pet my hair till i fall asleep bc that’s the sweetest most comforting thing ever

10 years ago

Pretending to die in front of your pet to see if it tries to save you.

10 years ago

true love is when your pet comes to your room on its own

10 years ago

That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and they're getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.

10 years ago

You are allowed to call the police if you ever see a pet alone in a hot car.

10 years ago

A man made a life jacket for his pet fish when it couldn't swim! Check it out ---> http://t.co/vMaj9gWSwY

10 years ago