City Of Toronto Open Data tweets
Frankie James Grande
Anybody who believes that rumor about my sister needs to pause. Open their eyes and remember how much she loved him.
Weed Tweets ™
When I'm high, I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond.
UberFacts
Even as late as 1985, some doctors believed babies did not feel pain and would conduct open heart surgery on an infant with no anesthesia.
Sincerely Tumblr
dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss enough
JENNA MARBLES!
Dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss enough.
Earl Dibbles Jr. ™
A city boy in a Prius gets 60 miles per gallon. A country boy in a diesel gets 60 smiles per gallon.
Manchester United
#mufc will play Norwich City at home in the Capital One Cup fourth round.