Clean Funny One Liners tweets
Teen Quotes!
I CAN BE: weird silly serious quiet outgoing wild sweet funny kind dramatic sarcastic creative romantic but really, I'm just me.
Sarcasm
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS
Kate
If this gets 6000 retweets by midnight (PST) I will do a tutorial on how to twerk. Because I can. And I wanna make a funny video xD
true tweets
it's funny how if u get an A on a test, ur grade goes up like 2 percent, but if u get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic
Sarcasm
Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions
FAT AMY
adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic: lol. haha. youre so funny. youre so hot. of course i dont hate you.
Steve Stifler
We all have that one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they say it.