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Clean Funny One Liners tweets

Teen Quotes!

I CAN BE: weird silly serious quiet outgoing wild sweet funny kind dramatic sarcastic creative romantic but really, I'm just me.

https://twitter.com/TheseDamnQuote

10 years ago

Sarcasm

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

https://twitter.com/ComedyPosts

10 years ago

Kate

If this gets 6000 retweets by midnight (PST) I will do a tutorial on how to twerk. Because I can. And I wanna make a funny video xD

https://twitter.com/KaitlinWitcher

10 years ago

true tweets

it's funny how if u get an A on a test, ur grade goes up like 2 percent, but if u get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic

https://twitter.com/funnyortruth

10 years ago

Sarcasm

Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions

https://twitter.com/TheFunnyTeens

10 years ago

FAT AMY

adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic: lol. haha. youre so funny. youre so hot. of course i dont hate you.

https://twitter.com/RelatableQuote

10 years ago

Steve Stifler

We all have that one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they say it.

https://twitter.com/SteveStfler

10 years ago