Clevercase And Food Network tweets
Lecrae
We can go 30 days without food, 3 days without water, 3 minutes without air, but can't go a second without hope.
Alan Garner
Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10.
She Ratchet ™
I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it's cold like why you gotta play me like that.
Damn Its True!
I am who I am. I’m weird, I’m lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip, I scream about random & stupid stuff. But, I like it that way.
UberFacts
Male dolphins have been known to separate female dolphins from their families and deny them food until they agree to mate.
Tha Funny Racist
My Chinese waiter put my food on another white guy's table who looks nothing like me. Oh, I get it now... Wait, that's not my waiter
