Tweets about: Clyde Morris Aviation Jokes

Football Jokes

Mourinho -> Special One AVB -> Promising One Pellegrini -> Quiet One Moyes -> 4-1

10 years ago

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they cant even finish the joke bc they're laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

10 years ago

Don't assume my tweets are about you. But if you’re affected by them, then that obviously means you’re guilty of something.

10 years ago

Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. Mind=Blown

10 years ago

Reporter: Who's better, Ronaldo or you? Messi: Ronaldo Reporter: Why? Messi: He scored 2 goals in the final and won the WC for Brazil.

10 years ago

Manchester United fans chanting: "Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside! Luis Suárez, your teeth are offside!"

10 years ago

don't be rude to me and expect me not to be rude back

10 years ago