Cocoa Floor Mats tweets
FAT AMY
why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up
Ugly People Problems
why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up
Charlie Spiering
Uh... so someone dropped a ton of money on the floor in the Senate Hart building http://t.co/gS1XtR6h7M
xoxo
Did you see the line on the floor? Justin's definitely black. http://t.co/ijYCAGTuPo
Google Tips
To see if batteries are good, drop them on the floor. If they bounce once, they're good. If they bounce more than once they're empty.
LADHumour
My chemistry tutor asked us to write 1000 words on acid. I was unable to complete it as my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.