Coles Fountain Pens tweets
Homer J. Simpson
After 4 months away, on Sunday night I'm coming back! That's when my ban from the chocolate fountain at the buffet place expires.
Awkward Posts
No matter how many pens I buy, they always mysteriously go missing.
Pittsburgh Penguins
That's all. #Pens beat the Red Wings 5-1 in their final preseason game.
UNICEF
'Instead of sending tanks send pens. Instead of sending soldiers, send teachers.' #Malala at #educationfirst http://t.co/dzgaZ25K6D
CGI
"Instead of sending guns, send books. Instead of sending tanks, send pens. Instead of sending soldiers, send teachers." #Malala at #CGI2013
The Onion
Secret Agent’s Back’s Always Been A Bit Hinky Ever Since He Burst Through That Skylight And Landed In Fountain http://t.co/ILPYFpJicu
Pittsburgh Penguins
Jussi Jokinen puts the #Pens up 1-0 with a beautiful backhand. Matt Niskanen feeds it to him.