Tweets about: Collier Funeral Home

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*At home* Me: "I want to go out, I want friends." *Goes Out* Me: "I want to go home, I hate people.

10 years ago

Dance like no one is watching. Dump like no one else is home and you have a full compliment of lives on candy crush.

10 years ago

me: *does weird things when home alone* me: I bet there's hidden cameras

10 years ago

AUSTIN!! THE GRAND FINALE!! BRING THAT ENERGY, LEAVE UR ISSUES AT HOME. GROUP THERAPY TONIGHT ONE LAST TIME! BE READY TO TAKE THE TRIP!

10 years ago

Friday night at home with @MileyCyrus sitting by the fire in the silence playing go fish #turndown4WHAT

10 years ago

London will soon become home to only the very rich and the poor | Ian Jack: http://t.co/x5NjpbMK5Y

10 years ago

Too bored to stay home. Too lazy to go out.

10 years ago