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Commercial Carpet Cleaning Brighton tweets

Sarcasm

me after just cleaning my room: wow I am never letting my room get messy again! the next day: has anyone seen my bed

https://twitter.com/ComedyPosts

10 years ago

It's A Teen Thing!

At a restaurant: "Would you like a table?" "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for please."

https://twitter.com/ohteenquotes

10 years ago

Conor Maynard

Feels good coming home to Brighton... the fresh air, the smell of the sea, the wonderf... a seagull just shat on me.... I'm f**king LEAVING

https://twitter.com/ConorMaynard

10 years ago

Jared Padalecki

Our feed just ch from our show to a "Christian Mingle" commercial. I guess they liked @mishacollins in that last scene! #supernatural

https://twitter.com/jarpad

10 years ago

Sarcasm

When I clean my room: 1% Cleaning. 29% Complaining. 70% Playing with stuff I just found

https://twitter.com/TheFunnyTeens

10 years ago

Story Of My Life!

When I clean my room: 1% Cleaning. 29% Complaining. 70% Playing with stuff I just found

https://twitter.com/Derpey

10 years ago

Misha Collins

This show is turning into a kielbasa commercial.

https://twitter.com/mishacollins

10 years ago