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Common Antibiotics Given By Dentist tweets

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dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss

https://twitter.com/tbhjuststop

10 years ago

Dalai Lama

As human beings, we have a common responsibility to build a more peaceful society.

https://twitter.com/DalaiLama

10 years ago

Dory

dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter* u’re bleeding because u don’t floss

https://twitter.com/itsDorry

10 years ago

Funny Tweets ™ ‏

Common sense is so rare it should be considered a superpower.

https://twitter.com/autocorrects

10 years ago

Facts Guide

Research suggests that laziness is just a common part of being a teenager and does not reflect bad behavior.

https://twitter.com/FactsGuide

10 years ago

Barney Stinson

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common? They both want to be real boys.

https://twitter.com/stinsonsays

10 years ago

Facts Guide

"It's ok" and "I'm fine" are the two most common lies spoken in the world.

https://twitter.com/FactsGuide

10 years ago