Concret Floor Tile tweets
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*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
Common White Girl
why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up
Students Problems
*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
what
why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up
Schools Facts
*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
Sarcasm
why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up
Barney Stinson
Volleyball is just a more intense version of "Don't let the balloon touch the floor"