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Concret Floor Tile tweets

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*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."

https://twitter.com/Lmao

12 years ago

Common White Girl

why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up

https://twitter.com/girlposts

12 years ago

Students Problems

*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."

https://twitter.com/FactsOfSchool

12 years ago

what

why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up

https://twitter.com/chanelpuke

12 years ago

Schools Facts

*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."

https://twitter.com/TheSchoolsFacts

12 years ago

Sarcasm

why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up

https://twitter.com/ComedyPosts

12 years ago

Barney Stinson

Volleyball is just a more intense version of "Don't let the balloon touch the floor"

https://twitter.com/stinsonsays

12 years ago