Conferenc Durbann August tweets
Manchester United
#mufc right-back Rafael made his first Reds appearance since August last night and was delighted to beat Liverpool. http://t.co/irsorTe363
Students Problems
During school: "What day is it?" "Monday August 10th, 2013 11:58 Eastern Standard time". Summer: "What day is it?" "Probably July".
Unrevealed Secrets™
The people born between August and November have the hardest time controlling their anger.
Steve Stifler
Everybody is tweeting OMG I CANT BELIEVE ITS SEPTEMBER", I'm like tf' you you think came after AUGUST ? AUGUST Jr.?
Missing People
Sanita is 15 and went missing from Kent on 23 August. Please RT and help us find her. http://t.co/L8aThXH4vb #jointhesearch
Missing People
Chloe is 18 and went missing from Barrow-in-Furness on 29 August. Please RT and help us find her. http://t.co/aG1j9yuf6E #jointhesearch
barcastuff
The players had a day off today, which was their first day off since 29 August, after winning the Super Cup. #fcblive [via sport]