Confirm You Are Human Design tweets
What The F*** Facts
The blood from a human erection has enough blood to keep 3 gerbils alive.
Taurus™
#Tauruss can sense when something isn't adding up. They are human lie detectors.
SportsCenter
THIS JUST IN: Brian Hoyer initially diagnosed with a torn ACL, is getting an MRI to confirm. (via @ClaytonESPN)
Anne Curtis-Smith
What horrible, vicious and heartless human beings these people are. Horrific. Being a pet owner it makes me so furious! #StopAnimalCruelty
Steve Stifler
Friendship is so weird.. you just pick a human you've met and you’re like “yup I like this one” and you just do stuff with them
Night Vale podcast
Don't judge a book by its cover... by its leather cover... by its human skin-looking cover. Don't ever judge that book.
the wanted
What human being doesn't recharge rechargeable batteries? @NathanTheWanted #JaythanOnCelebJuice