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Adam Schefter
Chicago at Green Bay next Monday night is the only game on the NFL's Week 9 schedule that matches two teams with above-.500 records.
Life Cheating™
It takes 3 to 4 years to completely get to know someone. Couples who wait this length before marriage are less likely to divorce.
NFL on ESPN
Peyton Manning is on pace for 5,838 passing yards and 58 touchdown passes. Both would be NFL records. #SHERIFF
Funny Tweets!
omg i just realized theyre called pancakes because theyre like cakes but you cook them wait for it in a pAN
Le Parisien
François Hollande bat tous les records d’impopularité http://t.co/aVZVZkyjrm
TED
When a Woman says "Accept me as I am, Flaws and all." means her inability to Cook, Clean & Wack Coochie!
Le Figaro
François Hollande est le président le plus impopulaire de toute la Ve République >> http://t.co/Gyly2XLyGp http://t.co/opPuXgt6s2
