Core Yoga Calgary tweets
Cloyd Rivers
If you say "pumpkin spice latte" in the mirror 3 times, a white girl in yoga pants appears & tells you Pretty Little Liars is back. Merica.
Cloyd Rivers
Yoga pants ain't for everybody. I'm lookin' at you, Little Miss 3XL. Merica.
Sorry not Sorry!
i just want to eat and sleep and cry and be skinny and look pretty and wear yoga pants and have a boyfriend
Guy Codes
If you say "pumpkin spice latte" in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear & tell you all her favorite things about fall.
Bro Humor™
80% of women that wear yoga pants probably don't do yoga.. And 100% of straight men don't care.
NelsonMandela
"All men, even the most seemingly cold-blooded, have a core of decency & if their hearts are touched, they are capable of changing" #Madiba
Total Dip Move™
Is it that hard to find a girl that: Watches football Drinks beer Plays Xbox Can cook Looks good in Yoga Pants Is cool with me dipping?
