Tweets about: Cosmetic Teeth Wear Over

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i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for?

12 years ago

Wear a cape and stand on a roof and nobody will ever mess with u. Mainly bc u look like a superhero. Or they dont feel like goin on the roof

12 years ago

Mariano Rivera's No. 42 now stands together with rest of @Yankees' retired numbers. He is the last player in @MLB history to wear 42.

12 years ago

Sometimes I wear socks more than once before I wash them! #shamefulconfessions

12 years ago

Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. It's simple meth.

12 years ago

In South Korea, wisdom teeth are called "Love teeth" in reference to young adulthood and the pain of first love.

12 years ago

In Thailand, police officers who are caught breaking minor laws are forced to wear Hello Kitty armbands for a few days.

12 years ago