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Crescent Jump Daylily tweets

She Ratchet™

I realized that I've been crossing oceans for people who wouldn't even jump puddles for me.

https://twitter.com/SheeeRatchet

10 years ago

Girl Code

How to put on skinny jeans: 1. Grab belt loops 2. Jump around like a bunny 3. Twerk for a few minutes 4. Lunge left 5. Lunge right

https://twitter.com/ComedyAndTruth

10 years ago

Girl Code

How to put on skinny jeans: 1. Grab belt loops 2. Jump around like a bunny 3. Twerk for a few minutes 4. Lunge left 5. Lunge right

https://twitter.com/ithinkthatway

10 years ago

Bitch Problems ✌

How to put on skinny jeans: 1. Grab belt loops 2. Jump around like a bunny 3. Twerk for a few minutes 4. Lunge left 5. Lunge right

https://twitter.com/lnsaneTweets

10 years ago

Sarcasm

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years Dogs run and they live for 15 years Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years Lesson learned.

https://twitter.com/TheFunnyTeens

10 years ago

What The F*** Facts

The "jump" you sometimes get while falling asleep is called hypnic myoclonus.

https://twitter.com/WhatTheFFacts

10 years ago

Best Friend

How to put on skinny jeans: 1. Grab belt loops 2. Jump around like a bunny 3. Twerk for a few minutes 4. Lunge left 5. Lunge right

https://twitter.com/ReaIFriend

10 years ago