Crescent Jump Daylily tweets
She Ratchet™
I realized that I've been crossing oceans for people who wouldn't even jump puddles for me.
Girl Code
How to put on skinny jeans: 1. Grab belt loops 2. Jump around like a bunny 3. Twerk for a few minutes 4. Lunge left 5. Lunge right
Girl Code
How to put on skinny jeans: 1. Grab belt loops 2. Jump around like a bunny 3. Twerk for a few minutes 4. Lunge left 5. Lunge right
Bitch Problems ✌
How to put on skinny jeans: 1. Grab belt loops 2. Jump around like a bunny 3. Twerk for a few minutes 4. Lunge left 5. Lunge right
Sarcasm
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years Dogs run and they live for 15 years Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years Lesson learned.
What The F*** Facts
The "jump" you sometimes get while falling asleep is called hypnic myoclonus.
Best Friend
How to put on skinny jeans: 1. Grab belt loops 2. Jump around like a bunny 3. Twerk for a few minutes 4. Lunge left 5. Lunge right