Crummock Water Accommodation tweets
Frankie Boyle
Conspiracy theories are usually some guy on ecstasy, cocaine and Ketamine trying to worry you about fluoride in the water
Funny Tweets™
I need a boyfriend" No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.
MLB
Three quarters of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Jose Iglesias: http://t.co/hiNxsQrQYb #ALCS
Miley's mom actually stood up for her during her performance My mom would have dragged me to church and sprayed holy water all over me
Susan Sarandon
I stand with the #Elsipogtog First Nation as they defend their water and land from Fracking http://t.co/tTIUD6G2Qi
Facts Guide
If you still feel tired after a good night's sleep, you're probably dehydrated. Drink some water after you wake up.
that's so me
"i'm not a hipster but i can make your hips stir" i'm not water but i will drown you