Curry House Pattaya tweets
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*at friends house* me: "can I come in" friend: "yeah just take of your shoes" me: http://t.co/a6aPtjqdFM
Fergie
Meeting Nelson Mandela at his house in Johannesburg was a truly memorable moment in life for me. He was an angel. http://t.co/PaIX362rYX
Britney Spears
It’s the 1st song I recorded for #BritneyJean. My dear friend @KooolKojak came over to my house w/ his guitar & we wrote this song together.
Funny Tweets™
Normal teenager: sneaking out the house at 1 am Me: sneaking out of my bedroom to get a bag of cheetos and making myself a sandwich at 1 am
Jenna Marbles
*at friends house* Me: "Can I come in" Friend :"Yeah just take of your shoes" Me: http://t.co/CX08UHWgdS
Rufus Hound
So many tributes, yet Del Boy and Rodney stay silent. Even after all that time living in his house. #ungrateful
