Tweets about: Water Meter Mechanisms

Not Will Ferrell

Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you?" Me: "Water." Cop: "Sir, this is wine." Me: "What? That Jesus! He did it again!"

11 years ago

Cop: Sir what is in the bottle next to you? Man: It's water *hands the cop the bottle* Cop: Sir, this is wine. Man: Jesus did it again!

11 years ago

How come whenever you spill water, it always lands in your crotch region :(

11 years ago

Get a small pan and fill with water. Add some vanilla extract and cinnamon and put on the stove. Your house will smell like a bakery.

11 years ago

The flower will not grow without water, just the same as friendships, they will not grow beautiful without great love.

11 years ago

With @drgregallgood #flashflloodforgood #cgi2013 give a child clean water for a year...… http://t.co/cGzeaezaGE

11 years ago

"Puyol pone la cara donde a cualquiera le daría miedo meter el pie" - Franco Baresi http://t.co/1mjYdYk03u

11 years ago