Delavan Woman Herpes Lawsuit tweets
Mark Hoppus
*ambles up to beautiful woman* "You know, you can't spell 'moist' without 'moi.'..You see, 'moi' is French for 'me,' or 'I,' implying that m
DamnSoTrue!
A woman who knows her value will only put up with a man's nonsense for so long. You either get right or you will get left.
Zach Braff
So glad they reopened the Statue of Liberty. Now I can finally get inside a woman. #ZoomZoomZoom
UberFacts
Before he even speaks, the way a man stands (whether he slouches or not) accounts for 80% of a woman’s first impression.
ihatequotes™
A real man doesn't have time to cheat because that man is too busy providing all of which a good woman deserves. #IHQ
Steve Stifler
In "I Am Legend" Will Smith survived alone for years. But then 24 hours after a woman shows up, he dies... AND she stole his bacon...
Country Words
Always treat your woman like a lady, never get too old to call her baby. -Lee Brice
