Deluso Meat tweets
Life Cheating™
Get extra meat at Chipotle: Ask for 1/2 one kind of meat and 1/2 of another. They won't charge you double.
Fitness Motivator
Less sugar, more fruit. Less meat, more veggies. Less soda, more water. Less worry, more sleep. LESS WORDS, MORE ACTION.
Life Cheating™
Eating meat and dairy products increases your body's production of melanin; the compound that can help you stay tan in the winter months.
Life Cheatings
If you order your steak well done in a restaurant, you are more likely to get low quality, throwaway meat.
UberTips™
If you order your steak well done in a restaurant, you are more likely to get low quality, throwaway meat.
Life As A Redneck
Ain't nothing like meat from a buck you just killed.
WORKAHOLICS
"When I go to Subway, I ask for a water glass and I ALWAYS fill it with Fresca because I'm a MONSTER, sir." - Ders http://t.co/EWSyR0au05