Tweets about: Dentist Is Tortosa

JENNA MARBLES!

Dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss enough.

12 years ago

dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss enough

12 years ago

dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss

12 years ago

Klose and Gomez both out injured. Löw's alternatives: 1. The BusDriver 2. His wife 3. His dentist 4. Angela Merkel 5. Stefan Kiessling

12 years ago

In the dentist waiting room and a dentist walked in and embraced me, saying "SUUUSAAAN!". DO I LOOK LIKE MOTHERFLUMPIN' SUSAN?!

12 years ago

Okay okay how bout this... My dentist is so mean, he always hurts my fillings.

12 years ago

Things you need to be a dentist in England: 1. A hammer.

12 years ago