Derbyshire Food And Drink Fair tweets
Tweet Like A Girl
I just want to live in the 50s and wear big skirts and go to diners and eat burgers and drink milkshakes and go to drive in cinemas
Damn Its True!
it may look like i'm having really deep thoughts but 99% of the time i'm just thinking about what food i'm going to eat later
Patrick Ryan
A more accurate Gatorade commercial would be a really hungover dude in bed trying to drink it without sitting up all the way
Common White Girl
one of the most important thing i’ve learned in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down
Damn Its True!
you don’t know heartbreak until you see the waiter coming to your table with food but then take a sharp turn to a different table
