Roof Repairs Oakley tweets
FOX 29
AMBER ALERT issued in Newark DE. Looking for 10-12 y/o girl who witnesses say was abducted and put in older make white SUV with roof rack
Mind Blowing
Its impossible to swallow without your tongue touching the roof of your mouth.
Life Cheatings
To clear a stuffy nose easily you can push your tongue against roof of mouth, then press finger between eyebrows. Repeat 20 seconds.
Leslie Chow
If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.
Ted.
If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens dont wear hats
Chris Ramsey
Bloke knocked on my door saying he was going to climb on my roof. Thought he was a polite burglar... forgot I was getting an aerial fitted