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What The F*** Facts

YOLO aka "You only live once" is literally a false statement. You live everyday, you only die once.

10 years ago

i wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

10 years ago

You hear that? That's the sound of "Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die!" coming out on @iTunesMusic!! Get it HERE http://t.co/aZ5CbzaHeX

10 years ago

About 156,000 people will die today. Be nice to everyone you meet just in case. Have a lovely Tuesday you wonderful great apes.

10 years ago

Basic school day Me: I hate all of you. Me: Stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday. Me: Maybe if I hit my head on my desk I'll die.

10 years ago

echt kut als je een vermist poster voor je vermiste kat wilt maken maar dat je printer dan ook vermist is omdat je kat die geleend had

10 years ago

Not all white people die in hot air balloon accidents, but only white people die in hot air balloon accidents.

10 years ago