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9GAG
Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car. Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your neck and die.
Because I'm a Guy
Don't smoke cigarettes, there are way cooler ways to die.
Girls Problem
Smile like you've never cried, fight like you've never lost, love like you've never been hurt, and live like you’ll die tomorrow.
Women's Humor
I will probably die as a result of being sarcastic to the wrong person at the wrong time.
TED
You text me I respond 15 seconds later and apparently you die of excitement because 2 hours later I'm still waiting for a response
Women's Humor
Dying from mercury poisoning as a result of eating too much sushi is probably the most chic way to die.
Disney Words
As the years go by, our friendship will never die. You're gonna see it's our destiny. You've got a friend in me. –Toy Story