Die Jungs Vom Bahnhof Zoo tweets
Seth MacFarlane
Per several Family Guy episodes: whenever there’s a government shutdown, we can all steal a zoo animal. Go get yours.
Students Problems
School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool.
Binyamin Appelbaum
Midnight. The National Zoo has released its lions. Good luck to everyone in Northwest DC.
rob delaney
.@johnboehner If the shutdown allows even one poor little girl on dialysis to die, it will have been worth it.
Did You Know?
Jellyfish and lobsters are considered biologically immortal - They don’t age and will never die unless they are killed.
pourmecoffee
At 12:01 am when shutdown takes effect, you will hear two sharp siren blasts and all of the zoo animals in the nation will be released.
Funny Quotes
Roses are red, violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo, don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage but waving at you.
