Die Port Van Cleve Amsterdam tweets
cosito de la pizza
1) Me tapo, tengo calor. 2) Me destapo, tengo frío. 3) Saco una pierna afuera, flasheo que me la van a cortar. 4) La entro. Y de vuelta al 1
Ricky Gervais
11 of my followers will die tonight. Hope it's not you. In case it is, thanks for following :)
Sarcastic Stewie
Basic school day Me: I hate all of you. Me: Stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday. Me: Maybe if I hit my head on my desk I'll die.
Before I Die
Before I die, I would like to drive to the airport and take the cheapest, soonest departing flight to anywhere and stay the weekend.
UberFacts
The Asian Giant Hornet is the size of your thumb, and stings with flesh dissolving acid that alerts other wasps to sting you until you die.
María Corina Machado
Ya van 4 parroquias donde nació Maduro....Los Palotales, El Valle,Los Chaguaramos y ahora,La Candelaria...pónganse de acuerdo
Female Pains
I don’t get feelings until like 1am and then I get really sad over everything and want to die and fall in love and get married